Gary Shteyngart wants to name a character in his next novel after you. And that character is a dog.
Gary’s publisher, Random House, has cooked up the Super Happy Bookloving Dogs contest. To enter, take a photo of yourself and a dog reading Super Sad True Love Story and email it to bluestone at randomhouse dot com. Gary will select the winner himself, and boom! A soon-to-be-critically-acclaimed fictional pooch has your name.
Fine print found here, and just for kicks, post your photos here on Tumblr too, with the tag #superhappybookdog.
I need a dog! Someone get me a dog.